Squirrel Defenders Prints

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Nuts to you, too."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

Baby squirrel & Berries

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

ATM withdrawal

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."