Squirrel Defenders Pillows

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Squirrel on the beach

Baby squirrel & Berries

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

ATM withdrawal

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."