Squirrel Slayer Pillows

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Giant slug attacks a city

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Yoga for dogs

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"