Squirrel Skeptic Pillows

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

ATM withdrawal

'My dentist recommended it.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."