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Squirrel Skeptic Mugs
Start their day with a dash of humor on a mug that proudly expresses their squirrel skepticism. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs add a fun twist to their everyday routine.
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
'Look at that! Peanuts!'
"I love this time of day."
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."
"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."
"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."
Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...
"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"
Squirrel on the beach
No, I don
You are what you eat!
'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'
Life's a Bench.
"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."
Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.
"I meant the dog!"
ATM withdrawal
'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
'My dentist recommended it.'
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
Squirrel Skeptic Mugs Collection
Squirrel Skeptic Pillows
Find humorous pillows that add personality and laughs to their living space, celebrating their squirrel skepticism.
Squirrel Skeptic Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously highlight their skepticism about squirrels—perfect for adding character to any room.
Squirrel Skeptic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that proudly proclaim their squirrel skepticism with witty and eye-catching designs for casual wear.