Seagull Skeptic Pillows

Damn Seagulls

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Seagulls landing

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

First Cynic in Space

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

Seagulls

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

A Sweeping Reform.

Annoying things about the beach.

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"You were warned, Albert."

'Surfs Up.'

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"