Safety Squirrel Gifts

"I'm taking no chances."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Time Out For Teddy

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The hall of bad ideas.

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Lighthouse

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Life's a bench.

Mash-test Dummies.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Code Red!

Dog Philosophy