Safety Squirrel Gifts

"I'm taking no chances."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Time Out For Teddy

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The hall of bad ideas.

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Lighthouse

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Life's a bench.

Mash-test Dummies.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

War inthe time of Corona