Carrot Saver Gifts

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The vegan hunter

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"