Turkey Saver Pillows

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Reverse piggy bank

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

"Bigger isn't always better. Unless we're talking deductions."

'Do you realize you're not earning any interest on that?'

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

Shopping dilemma.

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.

"I've been saving my penne pasta!"

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'He orders one drink and sits there eating free popcorn all night.'

Well, I guess that's appropriate - all these piggy banks are made in China.

'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'