Produce Saver Pillows

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

The Scenic Route

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Cash Rebate

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time