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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'How much did you save this year?'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

The Scenic Route

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Cash Rebate

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'