Turkey Protector Gifts

"Anywhere that doesn't celebrate thanksgiving."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Urban Expansion

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Notre Dame Fire

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Have they no shame?"

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

Protecting Historic Landmarks

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"I quit."

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

West Australian mining industry

'Proud yes, but enough to try it again!'

Keep Off the Grass - Rapa Nui

"Listen girl! That is a rotisserie! Get out of that house! Get out!"