Sheep Saver Pillows

Shepherd

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"You can always count on me."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A cow ventriloquist.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

A Gated Community.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Coastguard

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Oh - It's you.'

Sheep Escalator

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'