Pet Saver Gifts

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Woman escapes with cats.

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Hope...

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Wildlife Tree

Shepherd

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

"Help us!!"

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"I know, right? What idiots we were."

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

Off to work.

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Pathology.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'Me…me…catch me!'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!