Pet Saver T-Shirts

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Woman escapes with cats.

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Hope...

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Wildlife Tree

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Shepherd

"Help us!!"

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

Off to work.

Pathology.

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'Me…me…catch me!'

Another Religiously Motivated Crime!