Pet Savior Gifts

Woman escapes with cats.

Fireman rescuing a fish.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Insect extinction

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Toy repair.

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

Canine Rescue Centre

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"One day, this will all be yours."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

No-Kill Ambitions.

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'