Feline Savior Gifts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"What happened to what cat?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Wildcat Strike.

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

catholic

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

No-Kill Ambitions.

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

Fire Service Emergency Equipment

"God gave me nine lives and with John Browning's help I'm going to keep it that way."

'At least you saved the cat.'

Fireman rescuing a fish.

Things that irritate a cat.