Rescuer Of Kitties Gifts

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'We know you have a cat.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Cat Boss

"I hope you've had your shots!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Car Rides - Cats

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...