Rescuer Of Kitties Prints

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'We know you have a cat.'

Hell No Kitty

The Not So Wild West

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Cat Boss

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Vigilante Dog

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Car Rides - Cats

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"It's kittens."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"