Cat Savior Gifts

Fire Service Emergency Equipment

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Toy repair.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

Don't forget to feed the python...

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

IUCN Pronouns

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

Vet.