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Fire Service Emergency Equipment

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Toy repair.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

IUCN Pronouns

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

Major Tom

Vet.