Sheep Sympathizer Gifts

Fleeces for sale

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Going Down?

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

A cow ventriloquist.

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.