Sheep Sympathizer T-Shirts

Fleeces for sale

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Sheep In Curlers

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

A (P)ram.