Sheep Advocates T-Shirts

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Sheep Ledger

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A cow ventriloquist.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

A (P)ram.