Sheep Advocates Mugs

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Sheep Ledger

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'