Sheep Appreciators Mugs

Sheep Knitting.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Static cling."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Marley had a little lamb

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

A cow ventriloquist.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.