Seed Savers Gifts

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Coastguard

'Oh - It's you.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

Cash Rebate

G20 - what now?

Save the tree.

The Finger.

From trash to treasure

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

Shepherd

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

The World as a Piggy Bank

Squeezing the World.

Off to work.

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'