Seed Savers Gifts

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Coastguard

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Climate Crisis

'Oh - It's you.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

G20 - what now?

From trash to treasure

Shepherd

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

The Finger.

Cash Rebate

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Save the tree.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

The World as a Piggy Bank

Squeezing the World.

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Off to work.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'