Ink Saver Pillows

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Cash Rebate

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"Temperatures are rising."

Pathology.

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'