Paper Saver T-Shirts

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

"She's considering the environment before printing an email."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Evolution.

"So much for password protected."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

In and Out Box

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Wildlife Tree

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

"Help us!!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Save money on the web.

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'This preliminary report looks at how we can best address green waste through sustainable forest management...'

Screen Addict