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The accountants want to know if we have to print on both sides of the page?

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

The Origami Society...

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Computerized society.

In and Out Box

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

Book computer

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

The Miracle Worker

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."