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In and Out Box

It's a No Paperwork Day

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"You should spend more time organizing your office than organizing your apps."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather AND collate?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Time for More Paperwork

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

In and Out Tray

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'