Paperwork Hater T-Shirts

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

In - Out - Pending.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

InIn by-products.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Have a good weekend!"