Paperwork Hater T-Shirts

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

In - Out - Pending.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...