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Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

The Origami Society...

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

In and Out Box

Computerized society.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

Book computer

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

The Miracle Worker

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."