Paperless Enthusiast Pillows

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

In and Out Box

Computerized society.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

Book computer

The Miracle Worker

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'