Paperless Technology Pillows

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Information. Innuendo

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

In and Out Box

Computerized society.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Dunhomin"

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Still Here

"Someday my grant will come."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

The Miracle Worker

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

'We're going completely green.'