Paper Preserver Gifts

'This preliminary report looks at how we can best address green waste through sustainable forest management...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Nature versus commerce.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Newspaper suicide.

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

Pelican and Origami

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

Another Religiously Motivated Crime!

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'You and your stones collection.'

Organic Filing

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

Please use both sides of the paper.

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

Park Statue

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.