Paper Preserver Prints

'This preliminary report looks at how we can best address green waste through sustainable forest management...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Nature versus commerce.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Newspaper suicide.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

Pelican and Origami

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'You and your stones collection.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Another Religiously Motivated Crime!

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Organic Filing

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

Please use both sides of the paper.

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"