Digital Rescuer Pillows

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

S.S.dot.com

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"There's the remote!"

'Technology hates me.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Error: Out of memory.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Bones Reunited

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Superhero Rescues Books.

Modern Shepherding

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"OK Zoomer!"

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

Virtual Snorkeling

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.