Digital Shepherd Pillows

Modern Shepherding

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Moses on the web

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

God's Phone

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I have an app for that."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

S.S.dot.com

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."