Digital Guardians Pillows

Today's youth and their challenges

Hate Platforms

"He likes it."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Computer Virus

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Computer password.