Tech-savvy Guardians Pillows

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Helicopter parent is old school. Now we have drone parents."

Scientists find that too much time on electronic devices changes how we think. Geez. What if we're letting the kids ruin their brains? Should we take away their gadgets, honey? Honey?! Hey! We were about to score!

"I miss helicopter parenting."

"There's a new program that won't allow me to swear, and I can't disable it. It's called my parents."

"You gave him his own social media account? That's adorable!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Smartphone Sonogram

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Soccer kids texting

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."