Tech-savvy Caregivers Pillows

"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

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Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'