Tech-savvy Caregiver Pillows

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'