Tech-savvy Caregiver T-Shirts

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

Typewriters and Laptops.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"Go ask your search engine."