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"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Helicopter parent is old school. Now we have drone parents."

"I miss helicopter parenting."

"There's a new program that won't allow me to swear, and I can't disable it. It's called my parents."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Soccer kids texting

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

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"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."