Tech-savvy Toddler Guardians T-Shirts

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Soccer kids texting

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."