Internet Guardians Pillows

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

The Jeopardy of Progress

Lynching on social media

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Computer Virus

Forest Management

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Computer password.

Save the tree.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"It's your turn, kid."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Cyber Sexual Harassment

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."