Streaming Savior Pillows

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"God, I love this show!"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Houdini 2019

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Vaccine

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

How to save the Planet...

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

The New Austerity.

Computer viruses

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Music charts development.

Prisoner of pollution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Ocean Plastic

Where The Bees Are

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!