Tech-savvy Saver Pillows

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

Modern money

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

God's Phone

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"It failed the stress test."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"A virus ate my homework."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Silver Surfer.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Buy my data $20"

"Christmas pudcast"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Childhood Screen Addict

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.