Tech-savvy Spender Pillows

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Yes, I now use my phone as my wallet. How did you know?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Digital Family

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Fresh pepper?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Laptops

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'